WCB REGAINS

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Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them!
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
A Sword: Woah! Watch out, someone could seriously get hurt with this!
Rin in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby!
Fake Blood Capsules: Scare your friends (and enemies) into thinking you've been stabbed, cut, grievously injured, so on and so forth!olp0
Seaside Vacation: A flexidisk release of the single "Seaside Vacation" by up and coming (in 1985) popular idol, Miyuki Inaba. It's an absolute bop, but you're not going to be able to play it without the right kind of disk player, huh...
Sickle: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Hammer: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Fake ID: Jian whomst???
Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
Clapscrapped: This is clearly just an entire CL4P-TP unit, crushed into a small cube.
Avenger Funko Pop: Its black, beady eyes stare into your very soul.
Rin in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby!
Sickle: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Clapscrapped: This is clearly just an entire CL4P-TP unit, crushed into a small cube.
Hammer: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use.
Scythe: Jeez, this is actually really heavy and unwieldy....but maybe you can pretend to be the Grim Reaper?
Hammer: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.

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Holiday Sweater: Dear god this thing is tacky, but it's fluffy and warm.
Monster Finger Puppets: Everyone loves these guys!
Brick's Fist: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is yellow and comes in a rectangular glass. Fit for your face.
Nicecream: The frozen treat that warms your heart. The stick on each bar has a lovely compliment that's revealed once the icecream is eaten.
Hard-Boiled Egg: The perfect snack to eat on the go when investigating a crime scene.
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
Butt Stallion Figurine: Comes with 10 clips of a horse whinnying. Apparently part of a "My Little Booty" toy line.
Onepiece: A simple one piece women's swimsuit. Not actually all that sought after by pirates.
Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Lemon Lime & Bullets: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is green and comes in a round cup. Quenches your thirst!
Cell Phone: An old phone from the mid 00’s. There is no reception, but there seems to be a voicemail left on it...
Brick's Fist: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is yellow and comes in a rectangular glass. Fit for your face.
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Gemini symbol on it in gold.
Polyhedral Dice: A set of multi-sided dice for playing just about any kind of game you'd care to think of.
Spaceman Outfit: A blue outfit with yellow gloves, boots, and shoulder pads. Very Spiffy.
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
Fridge Poetry Kit: Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!
Cigarettes: An antique-looking pack of cigarettes, with a label written in French.
Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G-
Onepiece: A simple one piece women's swimsuit. Not actually all that sought after by pirates.
Notebook: A battered teal notebook with the symbol of Licer stamped on the front and extra pages stitched in; almost two thirds of it are covered in cramp, illegible script.
Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G-
Wildmother Token: A pendant of an anchor ringed by seaweed.
Psycho Mask: Some kind of gas mask? It smells like undefined meats.
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with an Aries symbol on it in burgundy.
Eridium: A glowing purple brick of ore. Seems valuable, but why is it glowing?
Notebook: A well worn leather journal with various stickers on the covers, filled to the brim with notes on tabletop games, video games, and what seem to be anthropomorphic amphibians.
Boiled Butterbeans: A simple snack of some green beans boiled in the pod.
Jack Mask: A disturbingly realistic skin-like mask.
Fruit Nectar PAW PAW: A canned fruit juice produced and sold in the Japan of 2025. A 30% fruit juice that uses a popular fruit called “papaw,” also known as the custard apple.
Spandex Pants: The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
Box of Cheap Cigars: Even if you do smoke, you’re probably better off smoking something else. Has the same smell that clings to a particular lieutenant's clothes....
Giant Eraser: For getting rid of big mistakes.
Sassy Dog Pin: You won't stray from the path with this dog watching your back!
Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.
Faygo: Fizzy delicousness. This bottle comes in Grape flavor!
Casino Chips: Twenty chips for a place apprently called The Handsome Jackpot. Valid at any casino machine.
Squill Syrup: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is red and comes in an oval decanter. Part of a complete breakfast.
Dollar Bill: A dollar bill with "deadqueens.tumblr.com" written on the back in sharpie.
Rusted Weight: A heavy training weight made out of repurposed but slightly rusty metal. A gift from Red.
Giant Eraser: For getting rid of big mistakes.
Spaceman Outfit: A blue outfit with yellow gloves, boots, and shoulder pads. Very Spiffy.
SEXY Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and a button-up top, covered in glittery red hearts.
Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing.
Libra Funko Pop: Its black, beady eyes stare into your very soul.
Space-Duck Tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
Stuffed Hammerhood Doll: A cute and cuddly recreation of a cute and cuddly creature.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
Sparkly Cloak: It's not magical in any way, but it might make you feel like it. This one's purple.
Hard-Boiled Egg: The perfect snack to eat on the go when investigating a crime scene.
Scythe: Jeez, this is actually really heavy and unwieldy....but maybe you can pretend to be the Grim Reaper?
Fridge Poetry Kit: Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Hot Gazpacho: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is light purple and comes in a cylindrical glass. It's spicy!
Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it.
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
Onepiece: A simple one piece women's swimsuit. Not actually all that sought after by pirates.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
Gargle Blaster: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is blue and comes in a cup the shape of an upside down pyramid. Apparently the best drink in existence.
MM's IOU: A coupon for one free gun from someplace called "Marcus Munitions". It expired yesterday.
Boba: It’s bubble tea, baby! As a great man once said: If you hit it hard enough, all you hear is the Trolls soundtrack all at once. The glass says it comes from Laughy’s Bar.
Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
JK Rowling's Twitter Account: Now you too can forge the future of canon! Too bad you don't actually have ECHOnet access.
Crocheted Yoshis: They come in various colors.
Prayer Book: Because everyone needs one of these...wait, what's this about Naga?
Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G-
Butt Stallion Figurine: Comes with 10 clips of a horse whinnying. Apparently part of a "My Little Booty" toy line.
Squill Syrup: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is red and comes in an oval decanter. Part of a complete breakfast.
Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
Psycho Mask: Some kind of gas mask? It smells like undefined meats.
Flash Bang: Shield your eyes unless you want to get blinded for the next week.
Makeup Kit: A remnant of an embarrassing past; a makeup set specifically made for punks to look more, well, punk-y, that particularly accentuates eyebags.
Boxing Gloves: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Star Color Pendant: A plastic-looking pendant with a stars-and-hearts design.
Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
Spandex Pants: The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top.
Taser: Useful for self-defense!
Moxxi-Brand Playing Cards: Each of the face cards has been replaced with a pin-up of a woman wearing a lopsided top hat.
JK Rowling's Twitter Account: Now you too can forge the future of canon! Too bad you don't actually have ECHOnet access.
Rubik's Cube: A rotating puzzle cube; try to solve it without just taking all the stickers off and putting them back on.
Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened.
Crocheted Yoshis: They come in various colors.
Boiled Butterbeans: A simple snack of some green beans boiled in the pod.
Sponge Pill Animals: They turn into various types of fish when you let them soak in water.


NO LONGER HELD;

Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it. -- given(?) to Tyzias
Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened. -- accidentally triggered
Phaser Gun: A stun gun manufactured in 2100. Its power can be adjusted up to ten levels. Level one only inflicts sharp pain, but level ten can kill an elephant in one shot. It doesn't appear to be working. -- Ryoko
Heavy-Duty Flashlight: Perfect for ghost hunting! -- Ryoko
NMC0204: A plain, unremarkable pill bottle full of large pills that look difficult to swallow. It has the label "Oral NM:CO204" printed on it. -- Ryoko
NMC0204: A plain, unremarkable pill bottle full of large pills that look difficult to swallow. It has the label "Oral NM:CO204" printed on it. -- Ryoko
LAPD Badge: A license that shows that you really are, in fact, Lieutenant...Frank Columbo? Is that really his first name? -- Columbo
NMC0204: A plain, unremarkable pill bottle full of large pills that look difficult to swallow. It has the label "Oral NM:CO204" printed on it. -- Ryoko
CL4Pscrap: A random piece of junk or scrap metal? -- Simon
Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use. -- Simon